I get nervous whenever I walk through security sensors leaving libraries or stores, even though I haven't stolen anything. It's a very strange feeling, I'm always afraid they will spontaneously go off and everyone will stare.
Or sometimes, if the alarms do go off, I suddenly panic and think to myself, "Oh no! Have I actually stolen something? Have I gone mad and swiped a whole load of CDs?" At that point I always feel like I should run away, even if I'm innocent...
Or if the alarms don't go off I punch the air and cheer!
Either way, I look like an idiot.
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